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Orson Wells
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Mike Schmidt is doing my introductions now.
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Big week? HUGE week.
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I still don’t know why these new iPads have hand magnifiers.
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Editing a post on Tumblr’s iPhone app. As it’s been for the last year. Ugh.
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C’mon MaxFunCon, let’s do this!
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In the last episode of Roderick on the Line, John Roderick explains exactly why I don’t make more things: critiquing. Self-creitiquing and external critiques.
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“Jake Bilbrey, B.S.”
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Praise Me
I sat in an uncomfortable wooden chair for over five hours today in a certain coffee shop. After about an hour I realized I could probably deal with anything. After an hour and two minutes I started plotting against the manufacturers of uncomfortable wooden coffee shop chairs.
Needless to say I’m just going to bring my own office rolling chair to Starbucks.
I will roll it to the counter to order chai lattes. I will roll it to the bar to pick up chai lattes. I will roll it over that fucking woman who sits next to the god damn door smoking a cigar everyday.
I will be greeted as a liberator. Lungs everywhere will praise me. Jake, destroyer of uncomfortable wooden coffee shop chairs. Jake, destroyer of that god damn near-the-fucking-door cigar-smoking woman.
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Downloads
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MaxFunCon WEST is coming oh so soon and MaxFunCon EAST has just been announced!
I AM SO EXCITED.
Here’s a retina iPad wallpaper and desktop wallpaper for your computer.
(I did not make anything, I simply compiled it into a wallpaper.)
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Waiting for Matt at Starbucks, I have to pee, and realizing I can share my awful not-funny text message jokes on Tumblr too.
One of you.
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Movies Where Jennifer Lawrence Acts with Actors from Deadwood and Supports Her Own Family and is in Harms Way
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Jake Bilbrey: The E-Ink Kindle and Saving The Book Cover
When I got my Kindle for Christmas so long ago I was, almost immediately, greeted with the most horrifying author photo of Emily Dickinson…
If you own an e-ink Kindle you should read this and forward it to Amazon.
Or?
Or what?
I’ll tell you what: Emily Dickinson will murder you. Duh. Check that face.
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The Hunger Games, Wallpaper
I put off checking out The Hunger Games for a while. Then the movie was coming out and in my mind I was thinking, “Oh hey that book with the cool cover is getting a lot of press. I should check it out.” So I downloaded it on my Kindle. The downside? The Kindle doesn’t show me book covers, so I never got to look at the cover I always thought was so nice. Well now I made the cover into a retina iPad-friendly wallpaper. Completely made in Illustrator from the ground up. Please enjoy looking at Katniss’s pin of a Mockingjay on the device of your choosing.
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