This may be my favorite thing on Twitter
Sure, it’s a cartoon character. It’s a very well written cartoon character. The philosophy and ideals by this cartoon character are on the same level as some of the top philosophers of our time, but Patrick is actually readable. I am one hundred percent sincere, I love what this guy says.
@spongebob SpongeBob, relax.They didn’t come all the way from space to judge you.— Patrick Star (@Patrick_Star) October 20, 2012
I will probably be saying, “they didn’t come all the way from space to judge you,” for the next few weeks.