How To Score $100
mom: “hey what are you doing
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me: “Sitting in Starbucks
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me: “Talked to Dad, he said to go get the 100$ from him before you leave.
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mom: “sure
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me: “I'm serious
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mom: “ok i will ask him
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me: “Fine, he'll just give you a long lecture on why you should trust your son.
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mom: “and i will be so sorry for not listening to you”