My lifeless body was in the arms of Davin Pavlas as he buried me in the ground and ripped my heart out. I magically came back to life to shovel shit for a living even though all I wanted to do with my life was, against my father’s wishes, to sell insurance. I also learned which pizza joint makes the best marijuana pizza.

And this was all in Jordan Morris’ beginner improv class! You know what? I also made friends with the best people in the world. Hey guys! What do you say we do this again in 2012? Let’s go.