February 2011
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Feb 1st
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January 2011
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Jan 31st
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“Once Steve Jobs goes away, which is probably not far away, then Apple will have to make a strategic decision on whether to open up the platform.” — Patrick Lo, Netgear CEO
Jan 31st
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“██████ and avatars are owned by their creators. All other content is owned by...”
– Ember Code Project Footer I’M A FUCKING CONSULTANT!
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Me: I’m Paul Newman, from Cool Hand Luke, digging and refilling my grave.
Dad: The sun also rises.
Me: You know that’s the title of the Hemingway novel about a guy named Jake who can't get an erection, right?
Jan 25th
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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“Were I a conservative, a Republican, or what have you, we could chalk this up to...”
– Podthoughts by Colin Marshall So, uh, this is why I can’t stand watching or reading political news anymore. When you are 15, caring about this stuff is okay because you are young and stupid and think the news covers things that are actually things. Now that I’m older? I got more...
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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WatchWatch
Put This On • LBJ Buys Pants Two great things about this. The first is LBJ had a constant testicle cutting problem. He probably had a related bloody underwear problem. The second is that LBJ burps rudely in to peoples ears. Anyway, what I am getting at is, bloody underwear and uncontrollable burps make the man, not the slacks.
Jan 17th
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“The secret to programming is not intelligence, though of course that helps. It...”
– Graphing Calculator Story
Jan 15th
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“Failure is the sound of beginning to suck a little less.”
– Merlin Mann — Resolved: Stop Blaming the Pancake
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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April 2nd, 2007
themonkeysyouordered: Don’t give money to that Dolphin! He’s just going to use it for Dolphin drugs. This is the same reason why my parents no longer give me an allowance. That, and because I’m an adult and adults don’t get—Sweet! Mom just gave me a $20.
Jan 11th
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On Apple and "Competition"
This whole “competition is good” thing is bullshit. AT&T can’t compete with Verizon. Cell towers take 3 years to build. Consumers will not wait, Verizon gets a monopoly. Companies start making a bunch of shitty Android tablets. Apple still does what they want with the iPad. People still buy iPads. Apple doesn’t budge on the price. Apple feels no heat from these...
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Oh Verizon
Every time, since January 2007, I went into a Verizon store with my family I have been told, without me saying a thing, that their phones* are better than the iPhone. Verizon employees are consistently slow and while waiting for them to fix my parent’s phone I would pull out my iPhone. Each time I did this they always would come up to me and say “that phone sucks” or something similar. I know they...
Jan 9th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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Facebook and I Have to Go Out at Night
I have gone back and forth on Facebook. Admittedly, my reasons for being down on Facebook were dumb. Very dumb. Now that I am in like with Facebook, the public says I’m not allowed to be. See, people hate Facebook. They hate it with all they got. It is not really Facebook they hate. They hate the horrible people who use it. In their defense, Facebook does let you be a horrible person,...
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 1st
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