September 2010
65 posts
Me: Homosexuality is fun! You can apply it to any noun.
Sam: Oh really, how?
Me: Sam is a homo! See? Fun!
Sam: YES! Jake is a homo!
Me: Blah, that's a loophole. You just divided by zero.
Girl: I don't wanna talk about it right now
Me: Ok, I’ma go lift weights… cause.. I do that now.
Me: So, uh, yeah… lifting weights.
A clean* clip from The Gazebo On the Go, Episode...
I AM SEX BOB-OMB! (Me playing a little bit of...
Matthew: Refurbished 27" iMac… $470 off. drool
Jake: I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK, RIP YOUR FACE OFF AND PUNCH IT TO CHICAGO!
Matthew: FUCK ME.
Matthew: Oh. Er, not that way.
Matthew: Suddenly I realize why more people never say that…
Jake: What I said or what you said?
“Google: no comment on resubmitting official Voice app for iPhone”
– AppleInsider
BECAUSE GOOGLE NEVER HAD A GOOGLE VOICE APP FOR iPHONE!
@SteveMartinToGo →
Even his Twitter name is genius!
Less Than Jake covers The Animaniacs theme in a... →
WatchTweets of the Early 1900’s
“shuriken, the Japanese word for Ninja throwing stars”
– Bloomberg writing stupid things for stupid people.
Matt: I don't suppose you want to go to a zoo any time this week and watch monkeys for a half hour, do you?
Me: Where are the parents?
WatchSocial Courtesy
Chick: Ahh, sausage fest, eh?
Dude: I couldn't tell.
Chick: Uhh...scary?
Dude: No. I just didn't see any dicks.
Chick: A sausage fest requires no exposed dicks.
Dude: Man, your sausage fests sound lame.
The One Where Matt Questions My Sanity →
Tellgram Blog →
