July 2010
29 posts
Til then, forget your major, and break a leg!
– Merlin Mann
The only thing keeping you from being happy is the belief that you are alone.
– Mad Men
Kyle: Our friendship is like George Clooney's pet pig.
Me: Yeah, you're dead and I'm cool.
Jon Hamm’s John Ham
Sometimes Tweets Aren't Truths →
A good lesson for idiots.
Please Try to Do Something Useful With Yourself While You Have the Goddamned...
– kung fu grippe
The stuff I got’ll bust your brains out,
It’ll make you lose your...
– The White Stripes - Stop Breaking Down
What do you got, Mr. White?
Jake: Nope. You said Blogger. Don't beg for redemption
Amy: shut up, we are just using the blogger to post links to our sites
Jake: WHERE I'M SENDING YOU NO ONE WILL HEAR YOU SCREAM, YOU GOT ME?
** Jake coughs **
Jake: Where did that come from? Excuse me.
Why I Don't Talk
Josh: Hey we would link up sometime.
Me: You mean System Link?
Josh: That's what the kids are calling it.
Me: We should also bump phones and exchange .vcards.
** Josh is stunned. **
Me: Oh fuck. I mean the vcard files that your phone makes for address book entries. Holy fuck. Fuck. No. Oh god. Fuck.
A study of people reading long-form text on tablets finds higher reading speeds than in the past, but they’re still slower than reading print. - Jakob Nielsen
Right, Jakob Nielsen, good boy. Now go back to your nonsense.
It’s not about how fast you read it’s about reading. Why the hell would I read a book if I don’t have it? If I have an iPhone or iPad on me I can read a...