July 2010
29 posts
June 2010
35 posts
Waited in line 7 hours for my iPhone 4.
7th man in, 3rd man out.
I had a ball and a biscuit, sugar.
Her: Like I said, you are like a drug
Me: ...and you're like an iPhone 4. Something I can touch but never have.
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App Store & Why My Gazebo App Is Free
Apple has sent me my “financial report” for the month of May today. The interesting thing that I saw was the fact that Apple will not give me the money my apps have made until the amount of income in a country is $150. So say my $3 app is selling 25 copies in the USA, and 66 copies in England. I will see no money. My app will have to sell 75 in that country before Apple gives me my...
Podcast of the Incoherent » Episode 1: Good... →
“I WANNA GRAB YOU BY THE HAIR.
I WANNA GRAB YOU BY THE HAIR.
I WANNA GRAB YOU...”
– The Dead Weather
“YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO MEG, YOU CAN THROW IT IN A GARBAGE CAN, BUT JUST...”
– White Stripes
Matt: Idk. I haven't tried it yet. SPIDER!
Jake: EW EW EW!!!
Matt: OMG OMG OMG OMG.
Jake: KILL IT! KILL IT!
I ordered my iPhone at 9AM, Yesterday
Thank you for ordering iPhone 4 from AT&T. Your device has been reserved. Today was the busiest sales day in our history. Because of the incredible volume of orders we received, there is a slight chance that some customers may receive their devices between June 25 and June 28. Rest assured, we are doing all we can to ship devices to customers for delivery on the 24th. You do not need to take...
Why I Got The New iPhone
Steve Jobs said this is the biggest update to the iPhone since the initial announcement. I believe him.
If you haven’t been upgrading to every years incremental updates, when you get this new phone you are going to flip. If you don’t update Steve Jobs is going to start cutting your phones features out from under you. I get it, that that’s why I upgraded today to the iPhone 4.
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“But I’m so tired of acting tough,
and I’m gonna do as I please.”
– The White Stripes
25 years later, Atlas Shrugged starts filming. →
iPhone 4 pre-order tomorrow.
32gb
Black
Blue bumper
The Daily Shithead: UPS
Paypal decided against giving UPS the address I said and gave them a PO BOX instead. UPS said they can’t deliver to the PO BOX and are shipping it to some random street in a city I’ve never heard of.
ʐp.com →
The Next TV is an iPhone
A lot of technology blogs are posting rumors about a new AppleTV that will be the size of an iPhone, run the iPhone OS, have 16 gigs of space, and cloud storage. You know what that is? It’s a freaking iPhone. This was confirmed to me when Steve Jobs talked to those weasels at the Wall Street Journal and said people don’t want to buy a separate box.
I wonder if he thinks we want to buy...
Conversation with an Apple Store Employee
Me: A couple of months ago I saw on the internet where Apple isn't selling screen protectors anymore.
Retail Guy: That was a rumor from Gizmodo and Engadget. It's not true.
Me: Okay, do you have any screen protectors for the iPad?
Retail Guy: No.
RIMSHOT!