March 2010
42 posts
Twitter and I have two different definitions of the word spam.
“The best web designers double as comedians.”
“Just kicked ass in front of the class.
Did a presentation with Awesome Inc...”
– My Twitter
Dude Totally Re-Creates San Francisco With... →
WiRED wrote the title not me, by the way. But damn, that is awesome!
Questions To Ask Before Using Mobile Ads
Will the ads be something the users will want to click on?
No.
Will the ads be something the users will accidentally tap on, generating you revenue and annoying the user?
Yes.
Is it worth sacking my reputation and design to make accidental cash off of users?
No.
Buttersafe » Oh No! →
WatchPrinter Crash
Funny, You Don't Look It
Bubba: Well, there's a few questions to get them started, like, uh, how far back can you trace your family?
Fred: Well, I think my mother once mentioned we came from north africa, up near ethiopia somewhere.
Bubba: Well, that's good. Now the rest is easy. Name, birth date, and sex.
Fred: Well, at least I have a name and a birth date.
Bubba: You also have sex.
Fred: It's been a lot of years, Bubba. It's been a lot of years.
CSS Border Radius →
Wanna make rounded corners in a way that doesn’t use image files and javascript? Man. I’m old. You kids probably know about this stuff already. I’m going to go buy a radio.
Penny Arcade Adventures is Dead →
The first Penny Arcade game was fun. The second one? not so much. Granted, it’d probably a good thing considering the attitude of Penny Arcade recently.
“I slept on Pokémon sheets.”
– WiRED — You and me both.
“A poor craftsman blames his tools.”
– Joshua Blankenship » It’s Not Your Tools, Blame Shifter
“I say horrible things in the name of comedy. I don’t mean a word of it. I...”
We're Experiencing a Disconnect
My great internet idol Merlin Mann did something similar to this, and oh yeah, does he ever inspire me.
I’ve disconnected from all those stupid websites with the stupid people and the no-point stuff. I’m talking about Facebook. I’ve disconnected from dumb people who do nothing but post annoying stuff to the internet. I’m talking about people who post what their eating to...
“If you make reference to an obscure joke you’re a thief, a common...”
– Me
“It’s not art! Suck a fucking dick!”
– Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny (Season 1)
“The phrase “I don’t have time for” should never be said. We all get the same...”
– The cult of busy - Scott Berkun
“I bought my mother fucking iPad.”
In Regards To The Threats
Tonight I was recording The Gazebo on The Go with my friends and we were doing it live. During the live stream a strange guy came into the chat room and started trolling me personally. I kicked him from the chat room, he just returns in another account so I had to do a ban. I immediate start getting @replies saying “YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID IN THE CHAT ROOM!” so I block the guy on...
Game Monkey » Episode 12: The Effect →
The intro to this song is worth your time. Occasionally I have funny friends. They also talk about Mass Effect 1 and 2, but I really couldn’t give a shit.
Jake's iPhone App Approval Scorecard
The Approved Home team: 2
The Rejected Away team: 2 (Fouls: 1)
“Just deleted our list of celebrity guests we want on The Gazebo On The Go and...”
Jordan Morris is a man. →
My 18,000th twitter post. →
Everything I could have said about the Penny... →
Penny Arcade - The Valley Of The Shadow of Death →
No sir, the definition of irony is shitting on someone for starting a business in an apartment and not being understanding of traffic. They didn’t invite you to be on the show, your publicist did. Most people do research of a show before they appear on it. You chose to represent gamers, and you totally acted like the asshole on Xbox Live, Penny Arcade.
The dark ideas expressed by Mike and...
“I’m not changing my iPhone app from requiring the latest firmware (3.1.3)...”