July 2009
4 posts
Jul 1st
June 2009
5 posts
Jun 18th
My Letter to Cerbral Gardens Concerning Their...
I love your game. My friends love your game. We are really competitive about it and we try to beat each others high score. So here’s the deal: the high score list for people on my iPhone (Not global or GPS) keeps mysteriously getting erased. I thought my friend was just ashamed that she could never beat me, then I got a 60,000 point high score and it was on there and then I closed the app...
Jun 13th
Jun 13th
How To Get Money for an iPhone Mad Lib
Every year I have to struggle to figure out how I am going to get the money for that new iPhone. With Apple announcing the new iPhone tomorrow it’s time to play the same old mad lib we’ve been doing for the last two years. I’m going to sell _____ to _____ for money for the new iPhone. In 2007 I did “sister” to “Hitler.” In 2008 I did “best...
Jun 8th
Jun 3rd